The Cut-Throat 'Biaaaatch'!

Amber: It’s a game. You can either play for fun or play to win. If you want to win, you want cut-throat.

Ok readers, please focus on the first three words of the title. ‘Every Biatch will eventually find its place only to get all the attention!’

To all the feminist out there: 'When I say Cut-Throat Biatch, there are no bounds on its gender....'


But whom are we kidding? Everyone agrees that a CTB is usually a female, dog or otherwise ;) (the bitching hasn't started yet)

There has to be atleast one CTB in every person’s life, be it a boy or girl.. There is this someone with a 32KB heart with absolutely no space for emotions. A someone whom you can’t help but to hate.A someone who is cruel, excessively rude, egoistic, dogmatic, stubborn, bossy, boisterous, obnoxious and extremely competitive (Thank you MS word for those adjectives!). Someone who can go to the ninth mile to win an argument to maintain one’s supremacy. A someone for whom winning means the world and the cost for it doesn't matter.


For a CTB the sun is just a celestial show piece who competes with her for the (lime)LIGHT. The world revolves around her. You may not like her, but you can’t ignore her. You always know when a CTB is around. A CTB is aggressive and therefore unfeminine.( ahem ahem). Usually they'l be the ones who talk the most, but there are other species as well... The ones who screw you behind your back, leaving you completely unaware of the upcoming catastrophe. No sign of remorse on 'her'(no gender specificity) face, instead she'll dig in as deep as she can possibly can and then move on to the next prey!

CTBs,they are everywhere… At work places, in classrooms (either facing the blackboard or otherwise ;) ), at hostels, at home everywhere!

You ride your bike on a pleasant Sunday morning and there’ll be CTB ready to overtake you. You go to an ATM and find a girl/lady drilling into her purse/bag at a leisurely pace not caring of the fact that the guy standing on the other side of the door has a class to attend in a few minutes! And then you get those “Watch it dude, I am a girl looks”… Yes you are pretty, but my hormones can wait, not the lecture!

 ‘CT’ or not but she’ll definitely get a well deserved ‘B’ from me!

Wonder how it feels being a CTB? Are you ignorant of the fact? Or you consider it as an act of affirmation by self instead of negation by others. But the fact is that, every one is a potential CTB. We behave like one once in a while. It’s a man’s world out there. To be able to live, a woman has to agree to serve, honour and obey and what she gets in exchange is a life in a shadow. CTBs refuse to honour the society. They want to be both female and human, an utter contradiction in an orthodox world. CTBs are the best example of how a woman can be strong enough to survive the rigid, punitive socialization… RESPECT!                      

It’s a game. You can either play for fun or play to win. If you want to win, you want cut-throat. Beware men they are here to rule...

HAPPY St. VALENTINE's DAY to all the CTBs I have ever known! (specially the one speical CTB I had in mind while writing this post *amen*)

Just for laughs! Exclusively for HOUSE M.D. fans