Arrrhhh….!!
No soul on the planet seems to be bothered if I write on my blog or not! *frowns with anger*
The big “WHY”..
What made me stay away from the blog ki duniya?
Well the author had the same questions in mind…
Off he set to the Antarctic to seek the answers!
Presenting to my blogdosts a Pingu’s page exclusive; a head on interview with the Penguin itself!
(Sorry Miss Shobha De, but I checked with patent office. The word ‘blogdost’ hasn’t been patented yet and hence its use cannot be considered as ‘intelligence theft’!)
Me: So Mr Pingu, correct my biology if I am wrong, but from when did Penguins start to hibernate?!
Pingu: Excuse me?
Me: Where have you been dude? It’s been ages since your last post! The bloggers are getting impatient awaiting your post…
Pingu: Impatient? Lol..
I appreciate your sense of humour! I really do! :D
The number of comments on my previous two posts strengthens your claims da…
Me: wait a minute… Did I just hear you say ‘Da’? My god it’s contagious! Have these guys reached the South Pole as well?
Pingu: Don’t beat around the snow! Come to the point…(no bushes on the Penguin land.. ;) )
Me: the blog!
Pingu: oh yeah…
“Christmas time buddy; the reindeers have retired.
Santa is recruiting penguins this season!
Been burning the midnight oil all this while…
Prepare a CV, browse the web, get the recommendation letters, the SOPs; and I haven’t yet mailed the Santas around the World!
Me: You mean you are trying for internships? But it’s already Christmas yaar!
Pingu: yup! nailed it… The dosa batter is ready, needs to be fermented for a year or so; and then put it on the tawa the next summer vacation...
Me: Goodness gracious me! Dosa? ??
That was the best analogy you could think of Mr. Penguin? So much for your tryst with ‘da’!
Pingu: pepepiii pupu! “Abuses in the local language”
Me: And what makes you feel the Santa would select a penguin from the South Pole when there are already much more active, hardworking guys out there at the Artic? Polar Bears for instance..
Pingu: thanks a lot for the encouragement!
Me: ahh…I was just…
Never mind. So that’s it? That’s your only reason? Nothing on your personal front that has kept u away for so long?
Pingu: I’m glad you asked. J
You know, we have a proverb in our native Penguin language, “Pi Pii..piiiii..puu pooo pi pipi poo”.
Me: Nice! J
Pingu: What nice? It’s not yet over!
“Pi Pii..piiiii..puu pooo pi pipi poo,
Po po popo po!”
Ok now is the time when u say the wah wah!
Me: Couldn’t understand a word, but whatever it was, sounds awful! What happened Mr. Penguin?
I smell something… I smell… a female!
Pingu: Nopes that’s the scent of Penguin Poop that has filled your nostrils! Mesmerising, isn’t it?
Me: eeeeeeeeeewww…that’s sick!
Pingu: Six months without the Sun! Scarcity of fishes… We penguins are left with no option but to “Pop the Poop”! :D Bon appetit…
Me: Very smart, diverting from the topic! The blogdosts would be very grateful to you if you tell them about the female penguin… whoever or rather whatever it is that is bothering you!
I see a new Zuckerburg in the making…
Pingu: Ok fine, but that would be 1200 bucks extra excluding the interview charge! ;)
Here it goes…
To be continued…
(If someone reads this posts!!!!)
