Awesome Threesome

Disclaimer: 

Any resemblance to a place/person either dead or alive is purely "incidental". The author has no regrets if any sentiments of any person are hurt; on the contrary he has every intention to make his point felt, even if it goes to the extent of breaking the rules of diplomacy. Most of the characters portrayed hence forth in this page are fictitious, but the author hopes that the readers can find their own selves in them.

So here begins the journey,

PAGE 1 of "Pingu's Page"

Its been two days since it stopped raining out here. By the time I finish with this blog it might start pouring yet again! Such is the case with the weather at this part of the country, so readers please do not doubt my creditability as a writer. If u do not like the article, you are free to throw the "PAGE" out of the window; I am not viable to any damage caused to your monitor/laptop by the rains out here.

Speaking of changing weather, a lot has changed in the past few days. But nothing can change as fast as FORTUNE!

Introducing the three guys whose fortune graph has had an abrupt decrease this past week:

1. The Captain Mr. Butt

(Some wise guy has once said the people with the first name same as yours have to see the prison gates atleast once in a lifetime. Ask your namesake, Mr. Khan :P)

2. The kiddo

(no comments on this minor or else the Pak Women n child ministry may have objections to my blog. Playing it safe, its Pak after all!)

3. Ustaad Mohammad ASSif

(The famous VEENA player)

At every "FIXED" interval of time the world of cricket has been rocked by controversies. But this one was huge! Now as the world sees them, they are in a SPOT of bother. Nobody would ever like to have a sit at this Spot..not even Dr. Sheldon Cooper!

To make things more clear, i have a graph to explain the phenomena of change in fortune.

This plot is for the kiddo, the user inspired from it can make their own plots for Mr Captain and the Ustaad.

fortune vs age plot for
Mohd. Aamer

Here on the x-axis is the age axis and y axis we have the fortune axis. The graph is not upto scale.

The point O is the point when the kiddo was just born, as he was born in a country as unfortunate as Pak, the graph does not have any 'y' intercept!

The graph is a straight line with positive slope till the point A. Point A is the age when 'the kiddo' got a break in the Pak cricket team, hence we see a discrepancy at A.

( NOTE: Points of change in fortune have always been non differentiable! Be it a lottery jackpot or a dacoity .There are these abrupt changes in ones lives which even newton could not account for!)

Here I would like to define a term for dF/dA; ie differential of fortune wrt age.

dF/dA=L*H

F=Fortune

A=Age

L=Luck

H=Hardwork

The kiddo worked very hard to get into the team hence the positive slope. The Point B is the day when the spot fixing scandal came into light. Since then, there has been a exponential change in his fortune. Pandemonium strikes at B, and the fortune goes down the slide! At B, instead of choosing the path of work, the kiddo chose the easy way out. As hardwork was very less and as his luck went below 0, we get negative value for the slope. 

The graph has been further extrapolated (i have just learnt numerical methods ;) ) for years still to come. As his cricketing career is over it is assumed that the 18 year old will go back to Pak and join a local school. He may put as much as work as he wants, but due to the cycle of karma, the luck factor will continue to elude him. Hence there is very little change in fortune.

So this sums up the kiddo. The author is hopeful that both Mr. Butt and Mr Ustaad have positive slopes in their life still to come. Ustaad has made up his mind that he'l continue to play (with) his VEENA even if she gives any statements against him to the cops. Wonder what is up in the captain's mind?!

So now its the time when the PAGE gets a break..

N yeah it did start to rain!

comments are welcome. :)